Gold no Canadá...

domingo, fevereiro 17, 2008

Vc sabe que está no Canadá...

Amigos,

Recebi isso por email, e achei legal, por isso vou postar no blog. Marquei as 3 que acho mais reais. Detalhe, está tudo em inglês:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada

If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada


If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada


If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada .

If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Canada

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada

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7 Comments:

  • Algumas dessas piadas devem causar medo aos novos imigrantes.
    Como por exemplo:
    If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada

    Espero que sejam apenas piadas. :)

    By Anonymous Guilherme, at 8:14 AM  

  • kkkkkkkkkkkk
    Muito boa!!!!

    E ae meu camarada?!?!Tudo bem por aí??? Cadê as fotos do novo cafofo?????rs.....

    Desapareci mas apareci de novo....
    Grande abraço!!!

    Ismael

    By Blogger Ismael Oliveira, at 9:22 AM  

  • Olá Goldman!

    Venho acompanhando as tuas postagens faz tempo e preciso dizer que são ótimas!
    Parabéns pela genialidade!

    Abraços, Alexandra J.

    P.S.: essa última é formidável.

    By Blogger Xanda Croccoli Junqueira, at 3:04 PM  

  • Ola Gold,
    Estou ha um tempão tentando fazer contato com você. Estou de ida para Gatineau daqui uns 4 meses e gostaria de trocar umas idéias com você por email (não vou fica pedindo nada nao.rsrsrsr)Que email podemos manter contato ?
    Grande abraço.

    Ricardo

    By Blogger Ricardo, at 5:54 PM  

  • Ola Alexandra, obrigado pelo elogio :). Que bom que vc gostou do blog. Abraços, Goldman.

    By Blogger Goldman, at 7:24 PM  

  • Ola Ricardo, meu email é goldmansousa@gmail.com, é um grande prazer ajudar o pessoal que está vindo para a região. Abraços, Goldman.

    By Blogger Goldman, at 7:24 PM  

  • Hehehehehe me identifiquei com quase todos eles, mas o AUGE pra mim foi: If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Canada.
    E nao é que ja me sinto assim mesmo??? Heheheheheheh
    Bjo grande.

    By Blogger Manu, at 8:21 PM  

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